An interesting mix of news today – Muhammad takes over from William as one of the top ten boys names in the UK this year, and a young woman is done for peeing in an Amsterdam Street – a crime know as “Wildplassen” It turns out that in that lovely city there are 35 toilets for men and only 3 suitable for women. This confirms my hypothesis that women have bigger bladders than men.

But, apart from a new devastating hurricane on the scene, I was most shocked to hear about Trump’s childish threats to North Korea – that he is ready to totally destroy that poor and backward country. My bet has to be on this particular Neanderthal to win this year’s Nobel Prize for Peace…